First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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