Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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