Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Drake has all the answers
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
