Non-Jews are for practice
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
