Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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