Dual....:-)
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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