I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Randomize
