Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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