Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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