the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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