Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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