Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Randomize
