if only i could text you this smell
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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