Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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