no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Couch. On fire.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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