Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My ass is underappreciated
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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