if you like me you must not know who I am
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
