So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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