awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We’re leaving where are you
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