ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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