I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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