I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Randomize
