i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
it was like having sex with a tree stump
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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