How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
my shit smells like andre
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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