so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The power of my boobs compel you
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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