i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
