a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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