I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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