did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
