saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Randomize
