This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I am available for nakedness
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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