Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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