so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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