Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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