How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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