Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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