So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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