She's JV to your varsity
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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