just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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