I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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