yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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