i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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