shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
