I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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