At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
is wine microwaveable?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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