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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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