I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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