We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I look excited, but its just a facade.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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