Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my sisters under your porch take her home
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
