Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I can't turn off my feet"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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