Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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