did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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