Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
