do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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