I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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